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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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From Russia With Love

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III